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Kdo? od Steven ChorosSteven Choros, 16 Sep 2021 14:45

Damn, ten zdrojovy kod

jjj od Dr-ScrewDr-Screw, 12 Sep 2021 09:40

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you…

I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny.
- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway…

Oan I…

…get you something?
- Like what?

I don't know. I mean…
I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't.
- Have some.

- No, I can't.
- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?
- These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

od zozi2021zozi2021, 29 Aug 2021 23:00
HajgrandoHajgrando 29 Aug 2021 22:19
v diskuzích Hidden / Per page discussions » hahaha pogrs

Velmi zábavný článek, měl jsem skutečný čas

od HajgrandoHajgrando, 29 Aug 2021 22:19
zozi2021zozi2021 29 Aug 2021 22:18
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What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that…

…kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

od zozi2021zozi2021, 29 Aug 2021 22:18
zozi2021zozi2021 29 Aug 2021 20:54
v diskuzích Hidden / Per page discussions » Krásná teplá noc

ten žoži myslels




























































































































amogus

od zozi2021zozi2021, 29 Aug 2021 20:54

Ending 21 mi trval moc dlouho takže byl můj zážitek pošpiněn dávám -̸̛͙̖̾̿̋́͆͋́͆͂̀̒̾̑̔̿̉͑̓̃͋̈́̾̽͛̅̄̃̆́̍̈́̔́͘͘̕͝͝͝/̶̢͙̝͈̜̟͉͕̤͔͓͎͉̯̣͂͐̂̀̽̃̈́̋͐̏͆͋͜͝͝ͅ+̸̢̢̨̻̘̘̞͈͙̥̯̰̣̟̬͍̯̻̼̰̠̙̺̩̱̙͙͕̖̩̙̮̹͓͎̞̮͎́͜ͅ


-Dr Bek

spýdran od Dr BekDr Bek, 29 Aug 2021 20:41
ModularModular 29 Aug 2021 20:39
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— S veškerou úctou a pozdravy, Modular

od ModularModular, 29 Aug 2021 20:39
zozi2021zozi2021 29 Aug 2021 20:36
v diskuzích Hidden / Per page discussions » Krásná teplá noc

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

od zozi2021zozi2021, 29 Aug 2021 20:36
DrCheemsDrCheems 28 Aug 2021 13:53
v diskuzích Hidden / Per page discussions » Krásná teplá noc

"Reject sex, embrace čajík."

10/10

od DrCheemsDrCheems, 28 Aug 2021 13:53

"Tento nadějný nový film si zanechal jeho nejstrašidelnější premisu až a jeho konec… Možnost, že bude existovat pokračování. 10/10."

- Anonymní kritik, ČSFD

od chamikchamik, 26 Aug 2021 10:27
Re: Proč?
ModularModular 26 Aug 2021 10:05
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Yes!


— S veškerou úctou a pozdravy, Modular

Re: Proč? od ModularModular, 26 Aug 2021 10:05

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

od zozi2021zozi2021, 25 Aug 2021 21:34
zozi2021zozi2021 25 Aug 2021 21:03
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"kdy začneš prodávat uty&muse podkolenky? beru jich deset" -cheems


But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

od zozi2021zozi2021, 25 Aug 2021 21:03
zozi2021zozi2021 25 Aug 2021 20:28
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Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of…

…9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

od zozi2021zozi2021, 25 Aug 2021 20:28

To jako můžeme diskutovat o diskuzi?

Proč? od Steven ChorosSteven Choros, 25 Aug 2021 11:12
chamikchamik 24 Aug 2021 15:58
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Kéž by zaplakal jenom Ježíš

od chamikchamik, 24 Aug 2021 15:58
od chamikchamik, 24 Aug 2021 15:57
chamikchamik 24 Aug 2021 15:45
v diskuzích Hidden / Per page discussions » SCPES-3999

Přišel jsem pro shitpost, odcházím s tíhou vesmíru na hrudi.

od chamikchamik, 24 Aug 2021 15:45

— S veškerou úctou a pozdravy, Modular

od ModularModular, 22 Aug 2021 20:19
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