EXT. - SWAMP
…their arrival back at Shrek's swamp.]
SHREK: It’s so good to be home!
[Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home.]
SHREK: Just you and me and…
[Singing can be heard from inside.]
INT. - SHREK'S HOUSE
[They open the door to find Donkey laying in Shrek's chair.]
DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one…
SHREK: Donkey?
[Shrek sets Fiona down.]
DONKEY: Shrek! Fiona! Well aren’t you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How ‘bout a side of sugar for the steed?
SHREK: Donkey, what are you doing here?
DONKEY: Oh! I was just taking care of your love nest for you.
SHREK: Oh, you mean like… sorting the mail and watering the plants?
Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away.
DONKEY: Yeah, and feeding the fish!
SHREK: I don’t have any fish.
